Our fates are entwined now

tags → #sleepy hollow 

my friend borrowed me the divergent books because I saw the movie and I haven’t even finished chapter one (which is like five pages) and I’m ready to throw this book against the wall because there are too many short sentences and it’s anything but pleasant to read and now I need to come up with a nice way to say I hated the book because of the writing style. But seriously I can’t read this. I wouldn’t care if plotwise it was the best thing ever, I still wouldn’t read it.

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file!"

(Source: loveholic198)

tags → #marvel 
tags → #r 

some friends made plans for tonight but they forgot to mention a specific time and I don’t go out with them enough to know when they usually meet up and my first thought was ‘when would normal people start drinking?’ but then I remembered that these are the people that sometimes drink beer with their breakfast so I really have no idea

tags → #about me 



Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?


tags → #omg #marvel 

I really hope we get bloopers of when chris pratt has to get out of that bag and run

tags → #about me 

(Source: englishsnow)

tags → #r 
tags → #marvel #spiderman 

"Peter Parker.. It’s like seeing a ghost."

tags → #marvel #spiderman 


meanwhile Sebastian can’t even spell Shield 

(Source: allagentsofshield)

tags → #marvel 



The Avengers as a 70s cop show

I’d watch this show.

tags → #marvel #I would too 


good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

(Source: sebastianstoned)

tags → #r 

(Source: rossmikes)

tags → #teen wolf